$ONLYCHADS

THE CHAD MANIFESTO

As decreed by the Council of CHADs, hereby established for all time:

There are only two genders: CHAD and 🤡.

The world consists of those who buy $ONLYCHADS and those who don't. It's that simple.
If you sell, you're a 🤡.

Once you sell, there's no going back. Your CHAD card gets revoked permanently. No appeals process.
If you FUD, you're a 🤡.

Questioning $ONLYCHADS is like questioning gravity. It's a fundamental force of the universe. Accept it.
Diamond hands are the only acceptable hands.

Paper hands get paper results. Diamond hands get diamond results. That's just science.
Hesitation = Weakness.

CHADs act decisively. If you find yourself wondering "should I buy?", you've already failed the test.
There is no roadmap. No future. Only NOW.

$ONLYCHADS isn't interested in "what's next." We're focused on the present moment: buying and holding.

$ONLYCHADS isn't here to "innovate." We're here to dominate. If you want serious projects, go read a whitepaper. If you want chaos, this is home.

We don't do traditional roadmaps. We just win.

Ready to join the CHAD revolution?

BECOME CHAD NOW

These legends embody the CHAD spirit. They buy. They hold. They never question.